Well, needless to say, I watch a lot of movies but most of them don't get reviewed on my blog because either a.) the movies suck too much and not worth my time, b.) were too mediocre or c.) not geeky enough. So in the interest of fairness, from now on, if any movies I watch fall into any of the above categories, I now reserve the right to write (homonyms yay!) short haiku reviews of the movies in question instead of a full fledged review. On to the fun! And here... we... go. The Uninvited Korean remake; Was better than expected; Not too much on scares. Banks played a good bitch; Browning pretty good in lead; Kebbel is a babe. The Day the Earth Stood Still (remake) Shames original; It tries to make a statement; Felt very hollow. Reeves was good in role; Jaden... let dad do acting; John Cleese was surprise. The Spirit What a crock of shit; Waste of talented actors; Lion's Gate, you fail! Fell asleep for half; Frank Miller, stick with writing; No more films for you! Punisher: ...