Posted by The Lam | Mar 5, 2010
REVIEW HAIKUS!!!! (#4)

A late Friday afternoon posting! It's been a few months since I've done any Review Haikus, so here you go.

From Paris With Love

Parisian action!
Meyers with pedo moustache;
Travolta's all wrong.

Morel's third feature.
D-13 was way more fun.
Taken was better.







Jennifer's Body

Megan Fox love fest.
Blood and guts good for gore hounds;
Acting weak; cast cheap.

Was fun but not great.
Getting too old for this shit.
But I love horror.







Law Abiding Citizen

Plot was too contrived.
Bloodier than I had thought.
Hurrah! Colm Meaney!

Foxx was passable.
Butler is in everything!
I did fall asleep.





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Seeya next week! Later geeks!

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