Posted by The Lam | Oct 28, 2009

It's been quite a while since I've done some review haikus. My creative juices haven't been that strong lately, but here are a few!


Opening was sad.
Didn't know boy was asian
I like talking dogs!

So I enjoyed this;
Delightful and heartwarming.
Way to go Pixar!

12 Rounds

John Cena acting!
As horrible as the plot.
Why did I watch this?

So in conclusion,
Stop making movies!

(Note: the only thing I really enjoyed was hearing Cena say the word 'fuck' every now and then. So much for the PG wrestler! Sorry, I know this aside isn't a haiku.)

A Perfect Getaway

Good acting throughout.
Zahn and Olyphant were gold.
Milla still a babe.

Fun little thriller.
Didn't know what to expect.
Good twist in act 2.


That's it for now, later geeks!

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5 comments so far.

  1. Beka October 28, 2009 at 5:19 PM
    Hehe, my English major heart is loving this. :)
    Go 5,7,5 Go!

  2. Hype0724 October 28, 2009 at 11:18 PM
    Encore! More Haiku's brilliant!

  3. The Lam October 28, 2009 at 11:27 PM
    Thanks everyone :)

  4. Kevin October 29, 2009 at 7:26 PM
    haha- I liked this.
    Innovative and funny.
    Yes, this is haiku.

  5. The Lam October 30, 2009 at 1:01 AM
    Hahah, awesome Kevin, thanks for that!

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