It's been quite a while since I've done some review haikus. My creative juices haven't been that strong lately, but here are a few!
Up
Opening was sad.
Didn't know boy was asian
I like talking dogs!
So I enjoyed this;
Delightful and heartwarming.
Way to go Pixar!
12 Rounds
John Cena acting!
As horrible as the plot.
Why did I watch this?
So in conclusion,
WWE,
Stop making movies!
(Note: the only thing I really enjoyed was hearing Cena say the word 'fuck' every now and then. So much for the PG wrestler! Sorry, I know this aside isn't a haiku.)
A Perfect Getaway
Good acting throughout.
Zahn and Olyphant were gold.
Milla still a babe.
Fun little thriller.
Didn't know what to expect.
Good twist in act 2.
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That's it for now, later geeks!
Up
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBC9EibhBfwU6OPdiQTdg96xCIsaYUTsLbSxA2N9VYXRgGFbvhsOC7JVf6lowpgLvBpl6QKgvRrUNIhLYnRJF1cyaMRm7Bi2Hg3ZHIcFpq_-43rLHrlMnjB_jA3Abk3o-AFsid3vT7yOE/s200/up-pixar-poster2.jpg)
Didn't know boy was asian
I like talking dogs!
So I enjoyed this;
Delightful and heartwarming.
Way to go Pixar!
12 Rounds
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbkwTOJMxTU3RB_2Dvfy9pZcj-8dp7FB0RFY2F2SSbyYrZ86QdXv5xlRQxTwlp4qRyHiZ-uLLTzdSPxEQKtXm6uoD_ii4Yk4K_aZaoPSajj2plz7MgkOR6SpX3A3IhiqD9i7mG9nXgqV4/s200/12Rounds.jpg)
As horrible as the plot.
Why did I watch this?
So in conclusion,
WWE,
Stop making movies!
(Note: the only thing I really enjoyed was hearing Cena say the word 'fuck' every now and then. So much for the PG wrestler! Sorry, I know this aside isn't a haiku.)
A Perfect Getaway
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhPA-CSEmKbUOjoB5s-LOU3gYRf33zWm6jneMxcMx5R1Jdz1Oa45aD2BsiIkzNoBXVhEfb-nASEX40l5HM9Uj14RMh_NWXaHpvFNOgjKMZYFQT7b2uf2WNGy89KZRtzP5fCJsVwQb19GU/s200/perfect-getaway-poster-338x500.jpg)
Zahn and Olyphant were gold.
Milla still a babe.
Fun little thriller.
Didn't know what to expect.
Good twist in act 2.
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That's it for now, later geeks!
Comments
Go 5,7,5 Go!
Innovative and funny.
Yes, this is haiku.