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Darth Vader Toaster!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ain't It Cool News posted their annual Christmas shopping guide, for things of all geekeries with my favourite this year being the Star Wars Darth Vader Toaster. There's not too much to explain, it burns a Darth Vader face onto your toast. I will buy this one day, oh yes I will. You can order one from the official Star Wars website found here. Later geeks.

Comments

Unknown said…
I once painted an old garbage can to resemble an old and battered R2-D2, but this Vader toaster is truly badass! I love it!
Beka said…
That's HILARIOUS.
Love it.
I'm coming over for some dark side toast.
Kly said…
Sweet! 10% chance of Force choke... by the toast or by cancer :).
The Lam said…
Pretty rad eh? They need to make a Yoda one to balance the Dark side with some Jedi force.
Kevin said…
Ha. Indeed.

Kly has a blogger account! Could a blog be that far off?!?!?
Ally said…
I would love one that toasted the Enterprise!!!
The Lam said…
LOL Ally, you're too much of a Trekkie/er.
Rachel said…
Wow I am stunned by how much I want a Darth Vader Toaster!!!

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