Hi people of the interwebs. This is probably the billionty-oneth blogger you've seen written by another geek. And so, I don't know if I can offer anything different or mind-blowing, but certainly I will share original thoughts, opinions... well, whatever's on my mind. That's how these stuffs work right? Hopefully more geek-related matter though (ie. genre-movies, comics, prowrestling, videogames, etc.) but also some outlooks on life and issues. We'll see what happens. This is my third foray into the world of blogging, the first two being utter, utter failures, but like I said, we'll see how this goes!
What a failure this was. An EPIC FAILURE~! And I'll tell you why. This movie had everything going for it which was why it made the failure seem so huge. It had star power. It had a very competent director. The visual style was there. It had a simple storyline... a storyline that was basically fuck-proof because it's so basic. The effects (when there were any) were also pretty great. So where did they go wrong? Pacing. If the first two-thirds of the film was like the last third, I think it would have been a fine film. Not great by any means, but fine. I mean, there was hardly any action in the first hour. It was all talk and build up. Every 5 minutes I was saying to myself, "okay, something cool is gonna happen now". But it never came. I think had they added 2 or 3 big action sequences during that hour, that it would have helped the film breathe and flow better. I mean, didn't they realize that the source material was an action game? Max Payne is ba...
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